The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore

Book: The Stupidest Angel

Author: Christopher Moore

Rating: 4 out of 5 pine trees

First Paragraph: Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.

Review: My favorite character was Molly. Naked, she runs around with a sword, has a conversation with an angel and a bat, then beats up some zombies. But then...there was the running commentary from the dead people in the cemetary. Or the fruit bat with the sunglasses. I'll just let y'all make your own opinions.